A (Re)Definition

As most poorly written high school essays begin, let us start with a definition:

According to Merriam-Webster's Online Dictionary, the word "meeting" is a noun originating from the 14th century that means:
1: an act or process of coming together: as a: an assembly for a common purpose (as worship) b: a session of horse or dog racing
2: a permanent organizational unit of the Society of Friends
3: intersection, junction

According to The Dictionary of Sustainable Management, a meeting is:

The biggest source of wasted time in most organizations.

And according to me:

A meeting is any time you're stuck being somewhere you do not want to be and a doodle is anything creative (or not so) that you do to mentally escape the confines of said "meeting."

So if you're bored in class and are swirling around the spray paint can on your laptop's Microsoft Paint, your doodles are welcome here as well!

I'm liberal with my laughter, politics, and word definitions so submit away!